Showing posts with label IU. Show all posts
Showing posts with label IU. Show all posts

Thursday, 20 July 2017

The Costumes behind WonderWoman - A step in the right direction?


One of the trademarks of the original WonderWoman series, first aired in 1975, is iconic risqué WonderWoman outfit. Revealing and artificial looking, the original costume bore about as much resemblance to armour as a onesie. Having heard about the new WonderWoman film, I was interested to see if the new directors had done any better. From first glance, it didn’t seem like it, but to thoroughly examine the cinematic costumes, I decided to properly look at the motivation and inspiration behind both pieces.


   
The original series’ costume, in hindsight, is laughable. This battle armour is comprised of a low-cut top and short shorts, all made in cheap flimsy spandex. Whilst not only being painfully gaudy, it’s also hilariously impractical for battle. The fabric would provide no protection against real weapons, and the breastplate looks like it could fly off at any moment. The motivation is clearly to make an appealing female hero, and the inspiration could easily be from any summer high-street shop.



However, the costume used in the remake is a different story all together. Despite also being constrained to the original costume used in the comic books, the inspiration behind this costume comes from real Roman armour. Her breastplate mimics the ancient Roman protection of overlapping leather, and her leg protection has turned from attractive high boots to buckled-on shin greaves that replicate their Roman counterparts. Even the “skirt” is cut in Roman battle style, high over the thighs to allow movement.


Whilst this isn’t a massive leap away from physical appeal and towards character, it’s certainly an improvement. It’s true, the armour is highly stylised, perhaps to stay true to the comic book source, but this time, it’s also practical and functional. This costume is armour, this female lead is powerful, and to me, this feels like a step in the right direction. 

Thursday, 19 January 2017

Why are series (usually) so bad?

I'm sure we've all had this before: you start an exciting looking book, tear through it at a breakneck speed and finish it in a state of awe. You decide the story line's perfect, the characters are deeply relatable and anything the else the author's written will be the same ambrosia for the heart. To your delight, there's two more in the series! You lunge in for the kill, waving away the price and devour the next in the series. You soon realise that it's boring, poorly written and nothing actually happens at all during the book.

Okay, okay, it's obvious: I have an axe to grind. Good series are few and hard to come by. Sure, you can remember the memorable ones (Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Ranger's Apprentice etc.) but we've all laboured through trilogies so rubbish, we forget them soon after. Series seem to be either stunning or average, with no middle ground. This leads to the question: why do book series have such potential to fail?

Interested? Click "read more" below.

Wednesday, 18 January 2017

Thirty Word Reviews: 2016

Wasn't this year ...wonderful? Aside from being the year of the Trump, 2016 produced a world record number of block busters, thrilling audiences again and again. Naturally, some were mind-blowing, and others stunk like a three week old pizza... we all know I'm looking at you, Suicide Squad. Anyway, what does a year of films mean for us the year after? Yes, that's right! Netflix binging! To help you decide what to watch for your movie marathon, here's eight capsule reviews (thirty words, no less) on the ones worth seeing. 

Now you see me 2
Despite buckets of magic tricks and humour, it’s a complete copy of the first film. A good villain and several stunning scenes. A dramatic crowd pleaser but light on plot. 12+

Zootopia / Zootropolis

What seems like a lightweight Disney film actually turns into an absorbing and heartfelt tale, about friendship, fitting in and identity. A good plot and likeable characters. 9+

Suicide Squad
DC's attempt at a Marvel comeback. Terrible. It was only Will Smith's acting and the soundtrack that made me watch the first 30 minutes. Buckets of explicit content. 15+

Starwars: Rogue One
This film sets the standard for prequels. Great character development, awe-inspiring GCI and an ending to beat all endings. Good quality acting, and an interesting heroine. Go watch it! 12+

Fantastic Beasts and where to find them
Rowling has done it again! The Harry Potter series has grown up, left school and become a beauty all on its own. Redmayne and Waterston (Newt and Porpentina) played their parts perfectly. 11+

Startrek: Beyond
Good film, good villain, but a bit average on the whole. Didn't leave any lasting impressions. Made a satisfying experiences, but didn't make me love it. Wait for Netflix, I'd suggest. 12+

X Men: Apocalypse
Funny and filled with action, but fell a little flat. Cookie-cutter villain, but it was wonderful seeing all of our old friends back in action. Fassbender and McAvoy back at it again. 13+

Dr Strange (Marvel)
Wonderful film, made notable by the mind-blowing CGI. A flat villain, but why complain when you're entertained with two whole hours of magic fights and slapstick humour? 12+

Friday, 26 August 2016

Popcorn and Thoughts: The Lie Tree

These are my thoughts on a book called "The Lie Tree" written by Frances Hardinge. If you haven't read this book, and intend to, then I wouldn't advise reading this. It contains a lot of spoilers, as I am discussing what I thought of the book - its end, climax and style. However, if you've read this book before, then I would be interested to know if you felt the same way. Stick a comment in the box, it makes my day!

If you're interested in giving it a click, press "read more" below. You know the drill, Private.

Tuesday, 23 August 2016

Flash Fiction: A brief intoduction

As an enthusiastic writer, flash fiction is a must have tool in my author's tool box. Now, before you ask, flash fiction is a very loose term. In essence, it is a short piece of writing, usually with a twist at the end. Some write "short shorts", only a hundred words or less. Others go for 500, to get a more complex piece. I personally write around two hundred words, allowing me to develop my idea, but only so much.

Interested in this new type of writing? Click "read more" below, or keep scrolling.

Tuesday, 24 May 2016

Classic Books: Are they all dry, dusty and boring?

Ah, the classics.
Those scary books that your great great uncle brandishes under your nose, those books that you receive as gifts but never read, those books that you have to know about for a literacy assignment, but end up getting the synopsis off the internet. Ah, those poor books, doomed to live untouched by the future generation. Right? Wrong.

"Oh, no," you say, "I couldn't possibly manage to read that. I mean, look at it, it's ancient! It's probably written with complicated words like defenestration or something. There's no romance, action or thrill! They're..." You pause and pick the right word. "boring! Yes, boring. Literature as improved greatly since then."
But no. I mean, sure, it's not as fast-paced, violent and easy to read as modern books, but they're just as just as good. And trust me, as a true bookworm, I know what I'm talking about.

Hmm? Convince me. 

Well, I must start by saying that modern books aren't all sparkly beauties themselves. Many are violent, rude and trashy and just aren't worth the read. Furthermore, many are just copies of each other - a strong hero who battles against authority to do what is right, and along the way picks up two other accomplices (Usually a girl and a boy) and they save the world together. If you can think of more than two books with this layout, then you'll know what I'm talking about. But, as with previously, this is a generalization. Not all modern books are trashy, just like not all old books are boring.

Can you put your money where your mouth is? Or are you going off vague guesses?
I've personally enjoyed many "old fashioned books" and despite the (sometimes) difficult language, I would often find that I was hooked, and unable to put the book down. Seriously! However, just like I don't enjoy all modern fiction, I  found some books hard to read, or just too wordy. To be honest, I don't read classical works all the time, as after a while, it just gets too tough. But, when I get fed up of poorly written or bitty books, I turn to my old favourites.

Convinced? Well, then, I won't overface you with a long reading list, but just here are three books that I have really enjoyed. These aren't the only good books out there - I really enjoyed many of Charles Dickens', Rudyard Kipling's and Lewis Carol's but these are a few that are off the beaten track.


The Eagle of the Ninth
So whilst this is not a total classic (as it was written about seventy years ago) it still is finding itself read less and less, as teenagers turn to modern thrillers. However, this book is a true action tale, and, set in the depths of Roman Britain, it is exciting and readable, providing a window into Ancient Britain, with its tribes and battles. It descries the long journey of an ex-soldier trying to recapture the Eagle of the Ninth, and bring honour back to the Roman Army. It was gripping and provided more than its fair share of action.
I thought it was a heartwarming and thrilling read, an written in a warm and readable way. Whilst I read it several years ago, I always look for an opportunity to reread it!



King Solomon's Mines
Although written in a slightly less easy-read style, King Solomon's mines is no less of a thrilling tale. It follows three adventurers who journey off into the heart of Africa to find King Solomon's fabled gold mines. On the way, they encounter many struggles, and fight against evil kings, screaming warriors and cackling witches.
I  found this book exciting and filled with action despite, perhaps, a slow start. It was written well, although slightly difficult at times, with occasional flashes of witty humour that sent me into fits of giggles.



 The Scarlet Pimpernel
A beautifully crafted book about romance, veiled love and spies, capturing the heat of any romance reader with the characters' well written feelings and hopes. It is set in the era of the French revolution, following the adventures of the Scarlet Pimpernel, a mysterious English spy, as he helps the endangered French nobility escape the guillotine. The interesting thing is, is that for a good part of the book, his identity remains a secret, to all but himself.
 In the meantime, a French spy catcher has made his way into England and is hot on the trail of our beloved hero, by blackmailing Lady Blakeney, a rich French mistress in a loveless marriage, to help his search. She is forced to feed him the path of the Scarlet Pimpernel, but what she finds may tear herself, her marriage and her family apart. A beautiful book, filled with spies, romance and mystery. I was gripped, and couldn't put it down.

Saturday, 16 January 2016

Kindle Unlimited - Is it worth it?

DISCLAIMER -Eugh, what a nasty looking red. I mean, I haven't received any deals or anything from Amazon (such as: a month free trial for an "unbiased review".... (I wish)) so this opinion is entirely of my own! 

Kindle Unlimited - Is it worth it?
I got kindle unlimited because it was the only way to read Harry Potter on kindle. Lets face it, that's a pretty persuasive reason already. I was planning to keep it for as long as it took for me to sprint through the series, and then ditch it at the soonest opportunity right after. However, the combination of its enticing offers and its exciting name (I mean, unlimited! What a promising word!) made me keep it for a little bit longer.

What is kindle unlimited?
Kindle Unlimited is a little "club" that allows you to borrow selected books for free. It sort of works like one big library, except when you borrow a book, you feel a little spark of pride that you aren't going about paying like everyone else. However, it isn't free, or cheap - as it runs on a monthly membership that costs £7.99 - which is a little too pricey, if you ask me.

Okay, convince me!
Well, you can borrow a wide variety of books, whenever you what. It doesn't just sell the new and unheard of novels, but actually offers quite a few iconic wonders! (such as Harry Potter, Life of Pi, The Hunger Games Trilogy, etc.) I've found it useful, as often on my quest for wholesome books, I stumble across a possibly-amazing-or-really-really-bad book, which I'm just not sure about buying. I mean, the blurb looks promising, but then again, so did the young Miley Cyrus, and we all know how weird she is now! (Sorry, bad joke)
Anyway, sometimes, I can just borrow it for free, and if I decide that it really is a hidden Miley, then I can rest happy, knowing that I didn't wastea single penny on my mistake.

Are you sure this isn't an advert?
Yep, because Kindle Unlimited just as many downsides as it does bonuses. To start with, there is quite a limited range of books on offer for my type of genre. Sure, there are many adult books on offer, but I'd rather not jump into a possibly graphic or sexual novel just because it was free. I mean, for me, it's hard enough to find wholesome books that are aimed at teenagers, without worrying if it is on the Kindle Unlimited range.
Moreover, you can only "borrow" ten books at a time.  If you're into re-reading, that's a pretty small budget. (Don't worry, you can always return books to borrow more, but sometimes it is nice to have a blast from the past over a nice bowl of cornflakes - if that floats your goat, of course) Also, you have to be reading a darn lot of books very quickly to justify the cost - £7.99 isn't cheap, to be honest.

[Insert satisfying conclusion here]
As you can see, I can't really make a universal judgement for everyone. It really depends on what types of books you're into, how often you read, and whether you have a burning passion to read Harry Potter on Kindle. If you feel like you may want to give it a shot, then try it out for a month or two. However, you have to remember to cancel the subscription, as it will keep on going, stopping only once you have dived deep into the dark and eeeevil sections of returning or cancelling an item on Amazon. I cannot promise you'll feel the same again!

Sunday, 1 November 2015

The Popcorn Rating System

Now, as any Justice Speaker should know, you need to have an official popcorn rating system for anything you read, watch or enjoy. Well, here is just the thing you were looking for!

One Star : Popcorn Kernels
Yes, the bane of all popcorn. When you are scraping the bottom of the barrel, you get the popcorn kernels. Avoid at all costs! Turn, and save yourselves before it's too late!
Two Stars : Burnt Popcorn
The classic burnt popcorn, made by novices or just bad cooks. Don't waste your time, just grab another bag.
Three Stars : Plain Popcorn
I mean, you can eat it, but don't pretend you enjoy it.
Four Stars : Sweet and Salty Popcorn
This is the "Oh, go on, just one more bag" kind of yummy. Mmmmm!
Five Stars : Caramel Coated Popcorn
This is the pinnacle of deliciousness. It is sweet, tasty, and sticks to your teeth, just hinting that you should eat more to get rid of that ridiculously healthy feeling you were harbouring.